Comments on: When There’s No Toilet Paper: Avoiding a Descent into Savagery

By: Richers Blog

Richers Blog — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 10:45:32 +0000

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By: Ethiopia

Ethiopia — Fri, 19 Sep 2008 19:08:53 +0000

Great post.. Soo funny…

By: novelty motorcycle helmets

novelty motorcycle helmets — Fri, 05 Sep 2008 17:17:42 +0000

I believe socks are the way to go.. When theres nothing around you are forced to make desperate decisions.

By: Bathrobes

Bathrobes — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 18:12:55 +0000

This is hilarious post. I saw use your underwear. I have had to that that a couple times. I have some funny storries. LOL

By: Adam Kamerer

Adam Kamerer — Mon, 24 Dec 2007 22:10:18 +0000

Hilarious post, and sadly, all too true. My solution? Carry around a pocket-sized pack of tissues. They don’t work as spectacularly as normal toilet paper, but they’re portable and useful in a pinch.

By: Vyasamoorthy

Vyasamoorthy — Sat, 03 Nov 2007 07:58:42 +0000

Scatalogical profanity of the original piece and comments is truly amazing.
Well, I do not any other way of saying! If the toilet’s water (flush) tank has a lid and is open-able you have access to stored water.

By: batman

batman — Fri, 26 Oct 2007 01:56:57 +0000

The best “hands off” solution is to flush,then lift the seat and plunk your bum into the bowl and flush again as many times as required,if you are lucky you will be sitting in one of those roaring gonad blasters…you will feel clean and refreshed…a few bum blots against the wall,and your good to go with nary a trace of your ordeal. When your back home you can perform a suitable prophylaxis proceedure of your choosing.Maybe a witch hazel rinse and a good soak.

By: Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji

Jwalant Natvarlal Soneji — Tue, 23 Oct 2007 15:43:48 +0000

Hey, Its true that half of the worlds population don’t use toilet rolls.
In India, toilet rolls are mostly used in big offices and in metros (only extra rich people), not only because of the cost effect, but it’s not there in the traditional way.
But obviously, cleaning hand neatly after the exit is compulsory. What if you don’t find soap after that? Here’s the great and well acknowledge (and tried) solution: “soil”. Put a large amount on your hand, rub it well, get it cleaned with water. Your done.

By: Small Changes In Your Bathroom, Big Benefits For the Environment

Small Changes In Your Bathroom, Big Benefits For the Environment — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 15:35:50 +0000

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By: widget cranker

widget cranker — Mon, 15 Oct 2007 04:16:04 +0000

ditto: most of the world ‘toilet paper’ is a bowl of water and your hand. I have had a worse situation BAD runners trots ie, you have to shit like crazy when running – with no bathroom in reasonable distance. It was just an uncomfortable run home, and straight into the shower.